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		<title>FBI to investigate Arrow Trucking Layoffs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Dannsville always feared he may loose his job, but he never expected his boss to punch him in his gut and burn his face with a cigarette.  This was just one of the more humane forms of termination that many workers have faced at the hands of the mighty trucking company.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=137&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Whites Glad &#8220;Racism is Finally Over&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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With the election of the first black president, Barack Obama, Caucasian-Americans were all too ready to put centuries of racial injustice behind them. William Wentworth the Fourth, CEO of a fortune 500 company said “Racism is a thing of the past! Maybe now I can go down to the DMV and get my car registered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=134&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Illinois Governor advances to Political Corruption Finals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amid the wild cheers of Illinois residents, their hero and possible saint, Rod Blagojevich, made an amazing drive late in the fourth quarter (of 2008) to clinch his first ever spot in the “Politics Realist and Illist Corruption” (PRIC) Cup.  “I just want to thank my mother, my wife, and all those children at St. Mary’s who will die as a result of my unrepentant greed,” said Blagojevich as he pumped his fist and played an air guitar for an adoring crowd at Wrigley field...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=117&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Discover Depressing Climate Change During Bush’s Lame Duck Period</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a shocking discovery made in New York City, scientists discovered that the climate will become increasingly depressing while President Bush is still office. 
“What we find is that the days are getting shorter. It&#8217;s also getting colder and darker.” Noted scientist Daniel Smith.
“If our predictions are correct, we will see a white flakey substance [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=100&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama: I’ll make Hillary Secretary of State if She Can Name Every Country in Under a Minute</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barrack Obama extended a key cabinet position to Hillary Clinton, under what many believe to be an impossible circumstance.
“There are like 190-something countries in the world. To name all of them in under 60-seconds would be about as likely as a black man getting elected president of the United States of America.” Stated current secretary [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=91&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant: Douchebag or Asshole?  Jury Still Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The United Nations formed an emergency committee on Thursday to determine a verdict on the question which has been stumping scientists, politicians, philosophers for several years: Shall Kobe Bryant be classified under they phylum Douchebagdom or Assholehood. Many are stumped by the fundamental question and how it turns the entire nomenclature of human existence [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=72&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>David Stern Launches New Program: NBA Doesn’t Care</title>
		<link>http://writeorflight.wordpress.com/2008/10/18/david-stern-launches-new-program-nba-doesn%e2%80%99t-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the failed publicity program, ‘NBA Cares,’ amid claims that the program was disingenuous, an embittered and cynical David Stern decides to change the program to ‘NBA doesn’t care.’ “I believe this program will better reflect the core beliefs and civic values of our athletes as well as everyone involved in this organization,” began Stern, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=68&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Video Game Prowess Fails to Impress Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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Area man, Will Hackan firmly believed a showcase of his video game skills would surely get him to first base on his blind date with area woman, Tina Fox. “The date began well. He brought me to a nice restaurant, he was funny and charming, and during dinner I had decided I would at least [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=63&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Makes Drunken 3 a.m. Call to Hillary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York- After last night’s charity dinner, presidential hopefuls Barack Obama and John McCain decided to get drunk and “punch each other in the face.” The activity was spurred by McCain who claimed:
 “If I break your nose, you gotta let me win the election.” 
Obama responded in a drunken slur: “and if I win, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=52&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Federal Reserve Grants $85 Billion Loan to Local Gambling Addict</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In a desperate effort to remain friends with long time ‘user and abuser’ Teddy Merendino, the federal government dipped into its federal reserve to give Teddy a ‘short term’ loan of $85 billion dollars. Ben Bernanke stated: “Mr. Merendino is a long time friend of the reserve, and a personal friend of mine. I’m not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=writeorflight.wordpress.com&blog=3516996&post=28&subd=writeorflight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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