Whites Glad ‘Racism is Finally Over’
November 16, 2008
Now we can put the past behind us
With the election of the first black president, Barack Obama, Caucasian-Americans were all too ready to put centuries of racial injustice behind them. William Wentworth the Fourth, CEO of a fortune 500 company said “Racism is a thing of the past! Maybe now I can do down to the DMV and get my car registered without some morbidly obese aunt Jemima giving me hell.”
When asked if other co-workers were elated at Obama’s election, Mr. Wentworth IV replied “Mr. Tyrone Jones was so beside himself that he said ‘I’m gonna own this damn company you honkey bastards.’ We all had a good laugh, and I permanently demoted him to custodial duties. That’s the brilliance of it! Now that the blasted NAACP has their own silly little president, they won’t be clamoring for me to hire blacks at high level positions anymore. Maybe now we can finally put those blacks where they belong: prison.”
Mr. Wentworth was just one of many white Americans who were relieved that we can finally put racism behind us once and for all.
Postscript: Mr. Wentworth IV was immediately struck dead by lightning subsequent this interview.
