In a shocking discovery made in New York City, scientists discovered that the climate will become increasingly depressing while President Bush is still office. 
“What we find is that the days are getting shorter. It’s also getting colder and darker.” Noted scientist Daniel Smith.
“If our predictions are correct, we will see a white flakey substance fall from the sky, while Bush is still in office. We believe this substance is derived from angel tears. They are crying with impatience,”
“When Obama takes office in January, the days will start to get longer. There will be more sun and the deathly chill will be gradually lifted from the land.” Mr. Smith concluded.
When asked if he had ever heard of ‘winter,’ Mr. Smith had no comment.
