Obama: I’ll make Hillary Secretary of State if She Can Name Every Country in Under a Minute

Barrack Obama extended a key cabinet position to Hillary Clinton, under what many believe to be an impossible circumstance.

“There are like 190-something countries in the world. To name all of them in under 60-seconds would be about as likely as a black man getting elected president of the United States of America.” Stated current secretary of state Condoleezza Rice.

“I don’t see what the problem is. I saw it done on Animaniacs.” said Obama, referring to a cartoon from the 1990s.

Mrs. Clinton has been practicing the routine and is currently at 1 minute and 4 seconds.

“Well, what if she’s four seconds late to a dinner with China and they decide to nuke us? Sorry but she needs to be under 60 seconds or it’s a no go.” Obama continued,

“When will we test her? Dunno, could be tomorrow at noon, could be tonight at 3 a.m.”