Video Game Prowess Fails to Impress Date

 

Area man, Will Hackan firmly believed a showcase of his video game skills would surely get him to first base on his blind date with area woman, Tina Fox. “The date began well. He brought me to a nice restaurant, he was funny and charming, and during dinner I had decided I would at least let him touch my boob later on. But just as we were getting dessert, he started talking about video games… and he talked, more like lectured me, about how he was a ‘true gamer.’ It was a turn off, but I figured if he simmered down, we would at least be able to make out at the movies. Boy was I wrong.” Commented Ms. Fox. After bringing Ms. Fox to dinner at Quiznos, Will got so worked up about his virtual strengths, he insisted they skip the movie for a personal showcase of Will’s Video abilities back at his apartment. “I figured when he said we should play video games, we were going to play something like RockBand or Guitar Hero, you know something that is beginner friendly and something we could both play. Instead he had me sit on the couch for four hours and watch him play some bizarre and complex role playing game.” complained Ms. Fox. Though he did not perform as well under the pressure of the feminine eyes following his exploits, Will managed to advance several levels and increase his combined Zombie and Narzord-Alien kill totals to 487,768. “You see that! I’m nearly at half a million!” an ecstatic Will exclaimed to his date. Unfortunately Ms. Fox had left six hours prior, after failing to communicate with her unresponsive and transfixed date. “I’m telling you, that kid is never gonna get laid,” remarked Ms. Fox after the failed date, “Would I be impressed if he killed half a million electronic monster things? Hell no! But when get gets to a million, tell him to call me, cause these panties will drop. But until that day, he has work to do.”