Associated Prostitutes (AP): According to a late night report from the road of the Clinton campaign, last night Hillary Rodham Clinton faked an orgasm in what many believe as a desperate attempt to save her faltering presidential run. Three minutes into coitus with a man believed to be Bill Clinton, a male voice moaned: “oh yeah baby, here I come.” A short pause ensued and then the wild banshee moans of Hillary resonated throughout the bedchamber. Political analyst Bob Schneider remarked: “it was clear that Hillary sensed a premature distribution of delegates was afoot. She reacted quickly, as any shrewd politician would. Whether her sentiments were authentic or not, it is difficult to tell.” The coitus was enacted quickly after “Billy Boy” told Mrs. Clinton of his “hard times” and his ins and outs with the political system. He told her a sob story of how he had lost the feeling in one of his appendages during his time in Iraq. Mrs. Clinton pledged to bring him “inside of the political system” and was able to miraculously revive and flush blood to his once neglected member, through the power of her tongue. She then told him that his issue was so pressing that she would have to sit on it to properly and draw it inside her consideration. The consideration slowly built up momentum attempting to achieve a co-zenith by swinging upwards with only big statements. “The massive thrust is the technique of a very brave individual. But this strategy has a built-in flaw: it must ignore the smaller, more insignificant little pumps that may achieve the glory so desired” Remarked Bill O’Toole of the Clinton Political strategy. Mr. Toole paused and little bumps were heard to originate from the underside of his table. “Hillary was aware of the delicacy of her strategy,” O’Toole continued “and thus when she felt the tower beginning to topple, she did what she could to buttress it. She simply stopped, pulled it out and rubbed her buttress against the issue. She spoke soothingly and whispered words of confidence. When it appeared to be a lost cause, she did the only thing left for a hero: she threw it back in and screamed for the sky.”
Associated Prostitutes (AP): According to a late night report from the road of the Clinton campaign, last night Hillary Rodham Clinton faked an orgasm in what many believe as a desperate attempt to save her faltering presidential run. Three minutes into coitus with a man believed to be Bill Clinton, a male voice moaned: “oh yeah baby, here I come.” A short pause ensued and then the wild banshee moans of Hillary resonated throughout the bedchamber. Political analyst Bob Schneider remarked: “it was clear that Hillary sensed a premature distribution of delegates was afoot. She reacted quickly, as any shrewd politician would. Whether her sentiments were authentic or not, it is difficult to tell.” The coitus was enacted quickly after “Billy Boy” told Mrs. Clinton of his “hard times” and his ins and outs with the political system. He told her a sob story of how he had lost the feeling in one of his appendages during his time in Iraq. Mrs. Clinton pledged to bring him “inside of the political system” and was able to miraculously revive and flush blood to his once neglected member, through the power of her tongue. She then told him that his issue was so pressing that she would have to sit on it to properly and draw it inside her consideration. The consideration slowly built up momentum attempting to achieve a co-zenith by swinging upwards with only big statements. “The massive thrust is the technique of a very brave individual. But this strategy has a built-in flaw: it must ignore the smaller, more insignificant little pumps that may achieve the glory so desired” Remarked Bill O’Toole of the Clinton Political strategy. Mr. Toole paused and little bumps were heard to originate from the underside of his table. “Hillary was aware of the delicacy of her strategy,” O’Toole continued “and thus when she felt the tower beginning to topple, she did what she could to buttress it. She simply stopped, pulled it out and rubbed her buttress against the issue. She spoke soothingly and whispered words of confidence. When it appeared to be a lost cause, she did the only thing left for a hero: she threw it back in and screamed for the sky.”