Eating Out An Otter December 4, 2011

"Word to the wise, if you don't want a mustache, don't eat out an otter..."

Hippopotamus Vagina December 4, 2011

"You know, I can see you staring at her vagina..."

Guitar Lover September 21, 2011

"He was molested as a child... by a guitar... yup, a guitar... it was bad... really bad... he still bleeds when he poops..."

Black Dick Museum September 21, 2011

"This is why I studied classical architecture: to prove that the black dick is only slightly larger than the white dick..."

Britney Spears, Blow Job Machine September 21, 2011

"Well Ms. Spears, as requested, you are officially a Blow Job Machine..."

Fucked Their Brains Out September 5, 2011

"Looks like somebody really fucked their brains out!"

Large Vagina September 5, 2011

"My wife has an abnormally large vagina..."

Mom fucked a horse September 5, 2011

"As much as I'd love to talk about your feelings, can we please get back to the part where your mom fucked a horse?"

Wife BJ September 5, 2011

"I bet his wife knows how to deep throat my dick!"

Horny Incredible Hulk September 5, 2011

"The Incredible Hulk got drunk last night and got horney... incredibly horny."